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April 30th, 2005
You might be a Redneck…

…if you look out the French doors in your kitchen and see a chicken waiting to come in.

Our chicken

:shock: Good grief.

I complained to my hubby about the ridiculous snail population in our neighborhood. If you walk across the lawn while there’s still dew on it, it’s like walking on eggshells. Crunch Crunch as you crush the hundreds of snails traversing the lawn on the way to my flower beds. They’re eating everything in sight. Hubby’s solution was to get up at the butt crack of dawn to drive an hour roundtrip to a feedstore to buy me a chicken.

A freakin’ chicken! :shock:

Our dog, which is about the same size as the chicken, just sniffed some butt and went on his merry way. The chicken, however, refuses to leave my doorway and tries to run into the house every chance it gets.

A freakin’ chicken! :shock:

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12 comments to “You might be a Redneck…”

  1. Oh, my!!!! :lol::lol::lol:


  2. LOL! A duck would have been more effective (and cuter) They love to eat snails and slugs! :mrgreen:

    However, that IS a cute chicken! *g*


  3. I’ve heard they make good pets. :razz: And it seems to get along with the dog. Ideal!


  4. A chicken?? LOL. Well…okay… :lol:

    I’ve been getting wild mallards at my bird feeder. No, we don’t live near water…


  5. Well, that is something you don’t see everyday! I wonder how long the chicken will stick around?


  6. Oh thank goodness. I’m not the only one with wacky animals stories!


  7. Awww, your husband is such a romantic. *snicker* Hope he’s right and the chicken eats snails. Ewww.


  8. lol - we have 5 chickens, DH built them a little chook house. He figured it was easier to get chickens than to get the kids a dog, plus we get yummy eggs.

    I think your chicken is coming in the house cos she is lonely. Maybe you should get another one:wink:


  9. I think I would have tried bordering my yard with crushed shells first, but hey, chickens are cool!

    Except for the feet. :shock:


  10. Now that’s an original present. Not every dh would go buy a chicken for their wife!:grin:


  11. Yeah, it’s kinda sweet. In a bizarre, wierd kind of way. :???: *g*


  12. Aww. He bought you a chicken. That was very sweet!

    I’ve never experienced chickens, but we do have a few roosters that wander loose through our neighborhood on occasion. But the one that got me was when I heard the gobblegobble of wild turkeys outside my friend door.




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