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July 24th, 2005
“Play While the Author’s Away” Contest!!

For those of you interested, I’ll be roving reporting from the RWA National Conference for Romancing the Blog (along with a few other authors and agents).
So here on my blog we’ll have a party!! :twisted: :cheer: :dance: :party: :beer: :yay: (Who says you can’t have fun if you’re not going to Reno?)

I have to come back ready to work on my second ST for Brava (my third Brava, for those of you counting :wink: ) I’ve started it, just a teeny bit, but I’ll have to launch full-bore into it when I get back. So I’d like you to help me get prepared. :grin: I need some ideas for scenes I have to write. It’s a Regency-set historical featuring protagonists you’ll meet in Bad Boys Ahoy!

The Questions:

  • 1.) Male secondary character names.
  • 2.) Female secondary character names.
  • 3.) weapons
  • 4.) locations
  • (for three and four think Clue, i.e. ‘in the study with a candlestick’)

  • 5.) and just for fun - your favorite sexual euphemisms (get as silly as you want! This should be fun!!)
  • The Rules:

    I’m going to write down several numbers before I leave. Comments that fall on one of those numbers will win. (so spread your answers out some. There’s no limit, so you can use several comments if you like, or hundreds. :lol: ) There will also be an Honorable Mention prize for best euphemism. :cheer: Contest runs July 24-31. This is for readers, reviewers, writers, anyone!!

    The Prizes:

    The prizes will be goodies from the conference and items from my Cafe Press shop. We’re talking author pens, keychains, autographed books, bookmarks, magnets, postcards, etc. etc. The winners will receive a bag of fun stuff, not just one or two items. Any suggestions used in the book will be acknowledged in my Author’s Note along with the name of the suggester!!

    (P.S. If your comment doesn’t show up right away, don’t worry. If you haven’t posted here before you’ll end up stored in moderation. I’ll approve you when I check my mail at night!)

    Have fun!! I’ll miss you. :kiss: And if you’re feeling generous, could you spread the love by voting for my TRS Feature this month. I’m feeling lonely over there.

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    217 comments to ““Play While the Author’s Away” Contest!!”

    1. OMG OMG OMG - promo items - I’m the ultimate promo item slut.

      Ok, I’ll start off with a location - the gazebo *g*


    2. The female name is Zanetta- means a gift of god,

      The male name is Alexstros

      The place is in the hot tub and a radio plugged in


    3. ooh, I love contests, this is really cool.
      Hi, everyone.

      # 1.) Male secondary character name: Phillip
      # 2.) Female secondary character names:Cecilia
      # 3 & 4.) weapons and locations: a piece of rock/stone found near a pond.

      # 5.) hm…”the act”?


    4. 1) Gregory
      2) Bella
      3 & 4) a small dagger found in a museum


    5. I’m going to start with questions 5.

      One eyed trouser snake. (It’s so true, isn’t it?)


    6. For 3 and 4, I’m going to say with a letter opener in the sitting room.

      Here’s one for 5: love tunnel.


    7. 1.) Male secondary character names. Gabriel
      2.) Female secondary character names. Allegra
      3.) weapons - Meat pounder
      4.) locations - Kitchen

      great contest!


    8. 1) Male - Donovan
      2) Female - Desiree
      3) Weapon - Brick
      4) Location - Brick Wall
      5) One eyed gila monster


    9. 1.) Male - Gilliam
      2.) Female - Alexandria
      3.) weapons - Letter Opener
      4.) locations - Desk
      5.) Piece of tail


    10. 1.) Male - Anton
      2.) Female - Roxanne
      3.) weapons - Single shot pistols
      4.) locations - Outside in a duel
      5) Up periscope


    11. 1.) Male - Sebastian
      2.) Female - Bethany
      3.) weapons - Meat cleaver
      4.) locations - Kitchen
      5.) Drain the lizard


    12. Have a good time at Nationals.


    13. Whisker biscuit. *g* (I didn’t make that up, I swear.)


    14. Male secondary character: Charles


    15. 1.) Male - pacey
      2.) Female - kyri
      3.) weapons - dagger
      4.) locations - shed
      5) bald headed field mouse


    16. I love this…question number 1

      Male - Anthony


    17. 1.) Nicholas
      2.) Celine, like Kate Beckinsale’s character in “Underworld.”
      3.) A Saber
      4.) A conservatory


    18. 1) Stone
      2) Mia
      3) Letter opener
      4) study
      5) Shooting dust


    19. I love goodies!!
      1) Chester
      2) Christine
      3) scissors
      4) den
      5) Heathcliffe and Gertrude playing


    20. Here’s an answer to #1: Andrew, Drew for short.


    21. Jacob
      Katherine
      fireplace poker
      drawing room
      parking the car


    22. Anthony
      Elizabeth
      courtyard
      stone
      Old Faithful erupts


    23. What a great idea for a contest!

      How about Nicholas or Nick for short. I love the name Isabel too. And for a weapon, a dagger. What about murder in the boathouse? Did they have boathouses in the historical time period you are writing about? LOL

      Thanks! I’ll have to think up some more suggestions. This is fun! :cheer:


    24. 1. Her name Collenina
      2. His name Calvin
      3. In the bushes of a police Station
      4. The dreaded dagger


    25. Trevor
      Lizette
      pistols
      park
      Little bald man-referencing a specific body part :naughty:
      body bumping-the act
      orbs of pleasure-:think:
      love nest-:hand:

      Grins*


    26. In the study with a family heirloom vase. Pronounced voz, you know. heh
      Grins*


    27. Male Secondary Character - Howard - always secondary never the hero


    28. Maxwell - means Great Spring
      Layla - means Dark Beauty
      weapon - poison
      room - garden

      I love thinking up names. Thanks!


    29. 1) Simon
      2) Penelope
      3) bed chambers
      4) hair ornament (long and sharp ended)
      5) eating the cherry


    30. how about the bathroom? where someone intentionally fails to cheer someone else up and gets them to od on asprin (sp?)


    31. how about venting a hatter’s workshop into a bedroom so the victim breathes in the mercury nitrate


    32. 1.) Male - Bastian
      2.) Female - Cassiopia
      3.) weapons - bow and arrow
      4.) locations - behind a tree
      5) Scarface


    33. 5: Mr Wiggley


    34. grassy pond


    35. 5: eat at the Y


    36. 5: beaver tail


    37. 5: Bump and grind


    38. 5: split tail


    39. 5: pushing pole


    40. 5: Dip the wick


    41. 5: pushin cushion,


    42. 1.) Male - Marcus
      2.) Female - Melinda
      3.) weapons - Sword
      4.) locations - in the garden
      5:) Fire Breathing Dragon


    43. 1.) Male - Drake
      2.) Female - Swan
      3.) weapons - Letter opener
      4.) locations - library
      5.) Pussy-cat


    44. Male - Braden
      Female - Nieve
      room - stable or barn
      weapon - gun

      boinking. LOL!


    45. 1.) Male secondary character names. Phelan (means wolf, believe it or not) Also Dante.
      2.) Female secondary character names. Regina
      3.) weapons a knife
      4.) locations in a corner of Almacks

      Having a side of thighs and a fur burger.(this came from my husband, so what can I say)


    46. Fire breathing dragon ? :?::?::?::?:


    47. how about injuring someone and contaminating the doctors tools with bacteria?


    48. 4. a zoo could be a fun location. Dunno about the weapon though…


    49. Lucian or Lucas
      Sage or Selene
      Weapon - Blunt object
      room - kitchen

      horizontal mambo (sp?)


    50. 2. Tasha
      My dog’s name is Tasha… :mrgreen:


    51. 1. Zaphod! ha ha ha


    52. 1. Parker Ackland
      2. Leia Dunstan


    53. Questions 4 & 5

      In the kitchen with a skillet:kiss:


    54. Male Secondary Character: Clyde


    55. Male - Darius
      Female - Maris

      It’s hard coming up with more weapons. How about a rope? And used in the attic.

      :smile:


    56. 1) George
      2) Charlotte
      3) candle snuffer
      4) hall at the top of the stairs
      5) hole in one/skin golfing


    57. 1.) Daniel
      2.) Miranda
      3.) A piece of cloth, used to strangle someone
      4.) In the dining room


    58. 1. Bradig Conway
      2. Faithe Kennicot


    59. OK, changing name to KimW since I see we have another Kim. I hope I remember to do that. haha!

      5. Admiral Winky


    60. How fun!

      O.k., Male name: Nigel

      Female Name: Rosamund

      Weapon: Stilleto

      Location: Servant’s staircase


    61. Camille
      Gregory
      ice pick
      basement

      5) Mah Willy


    62. Annabel
      Paul
      Anchor
      by the lake

      Theres a party in my pants… And your invited


    63. 1. Collis Landon
      2. Ella Everard


    64. 5. Big Lebowski


    65. Male Secondary Character: Lawrence


    66. Male Secondary Character: Francis


    67. Secondary Male Character: Christopher


    68. :mrgreen:Hi,
      I can think ofsome great male names. Jared, Sam, Zack, jake, Brett and how about some not used like Jasper or Ken


    69. I like Angel for a female secondary character name.


    70. Another name I really like is Amethyst.


    71. 1.) Male - Zander
      2.) Female - Anista
      3.) weapons - flower pot
      4.) locations - solarium


    72. 1) Beau
      2) Molly
      3) drowning
      4) Lily pond
      5) Getting it on


    73. 5) Hide the hot dog in the bun


    74. 5) spike the Beaver
      doing the nasty


    75. Male - Armand
      Female - Samantha
      weapon - whip (maybe used to strangle)
      room - Study


    76. Oh I just thought of a euphemism - Bumping uglies. LOL!


    77. Male Name: Theodore


    78. Male name: Patrick


    79. 5) A roll in the hay


    80. Male name: Harold


    81. 5) a quickie


    82. Male name - Mason
      Female name - Lucy

      Weapon - Knife


    83. Love tool, manhood, shaft. lol


    84. The beast with two backs (for love making)


    85. 5) a piece of tail


    86. 5) nookie (do you want some nookie?):wink:


    87. 5) Scroggin


    88. 5) Riding the white horse


    89. 1) Male - Andraes
      2) Female - Dorcus
      3) Weapon - Garrote
      4) Location - Study
      5) screwing


    90. 1) Ethan
      2) Ariel
      3) Tripping someone
      4) Staircase
      5) Fur Burger :yay:


    91. Kally and Mikhail

      :pirate:


    92. 1) Seymour
      2) Genevieve
      3) ballroom
      4) flowerpot


    93. 1. Ronald


    94. 3. With the bookcase
      4. In the library


    95. 5. Strawberry-tipped orbs


    96. 5. Leaking lizard


    97. 2. Anastasia


    98. Male - Bo
      Female - Malia
      Weapon - Fireplace poker
      Sunroom


    99. Male - Sam or Samual
      Female - Joanna

      Weapon - Shovel
      Room - Greenhouse


    100. Throbbing member, Heat seeking moisture missle. :rofl:


    101. Love nubbin, Love tunnel.
      One eyed trouser snake.
      Knocking boots

      :smile:


    102. Rumpy-pumpy and hanky panky.


    103. 5. Pulsing purple staff


    104. 3. Slingshot
      4. Summer house


    105. 1. David


    106. 2. Isabelle


    107. 3. Sewing scissors
      4. Study


    108. 5. Ace in the hole
      Gleaming love sword
      Love torpedo


    109. 5. Mountainous mangos
      Love jugs
      Beauteous clouds of repose


    110. 1. Atwood Scarborough
      2. Deana Ashley


    111. 5. Cave Hunter


    112. 1) Jefferson
      2) Winnifred


    113. 5) humping:shifty:


    114. people like to live on flood plains. how about a mass murder where someone blows up a dam and floods the area?


    115. 5) a nooner (this one is old)


    116. :rofl:

      I like this smiley!

      Anyway, for #2 how about serendipity? (like the pink sea creature :rofl::rofl: )


    117. 5)poking in the bush:wink:


    118. Just saw that someone suggested amethyst - I like that one!

      not so keen on the common ones (pearl, garnet, ruby, etc.)

      obsidian is nice though

      wonder why girls names are pretty rocks and guys are ugly (eg slate)

      3 & 4 - painting poison on someone’s cat’s claws (one who is known to scratch). Then the next time the cat scratches the owner, the poison is introduced. location would prob be in the house but obviously not under the murder’s control.


    119. 3 & 4
      I’ve always liked the icicle as a murder weapon idea (don’t recall where I first saw it though… Alfred Hitchcock mag maybe??)

      Could be an ambush between the house and the stable…


    120. female name: Norma


    121. Female Name: Bernadette


    122. Female name: Louise


    123. Female Name: Estelle


    124. Female name: Gertrude


    125. for a female name, how abut Marissa


    126. 1. Langford Atherton (you could call him Lane)
      2. Nara Reed


    127. 5. palm pilot


    128. I haven’t read anyone else’s comments so don’t get wacked out if I say the same thing.
      Men’s names: James, Percy, Quincy, Iggy, Damian
      Woman’s names: Melissande, Lilly, Kenya
      weapons: q-tip, garrote
      locations: bathroom, stable
      euphemisms: twigs and berries, meat and two bits, undercarriage, bash the bish (masturbate)
      Sylvia, you have a great set of…smilies! :yay:


    129. 5) get your rocks off :naughty:


    130. 5) bump and grind:smile:


    131. 1) Sloan St.James
      2) Gabriella Dumont
      3) library
      4) poisoned spirits


    132. 5)making whoopee:hug:


    133. Female name: Elsie


    134. Female name: Samantha


    135. Female name: Vivian


    136. Female name: Margaret


    137. 1) Cadan
      2) Mattie


    138. 5) the love pump


    139. 1. Garrick Sheldon
      2. Adia Huntington


    140. Hand warmer…that’s so true.


    141. Hey, for a weapon, how about a computer speaker or key board or a beautiful heart paperwieght.


    142. 1.) Male secondary character names. AIDAN
      2.) Female secondary character names. MADISON
      3.) weapons STILETTO SHOE
      4.) locations AT THE OFFICE
      5.) and just for fun - your favorite sexual euphemisms FLAGRANTE DELICTO


    143. weapon: a drapery cord


    144. 5) wee Willy Wonka


    145. 1) Serge
      2) Anastasia
      3) horse’s reins
      4) in the carriage (coach)


    146. weapon: a vase


    147. an antique dagger


    148. #5: how about ‘his love dragon’ ?

      :rofl:


    149. I have a TON of stuff!!! Books, bookmarks, postcards, coverflats, notebooks, keyhiders, nail files!! Good Grief. *g* :razz: Some good, some homemade, some fabulous. :)

      I need another suitcase…


    150. 3) drawing room
      4) chess piece


    151. 1) Robert
      2) Camille


    152. 1. Walker Hurst
      2. Chelsea Granger


    153. 1)Charles Dumont

      2)Frederica Sailer


    154. 1. Aric Ogden
      2. Carolina Colburn


    155. weapon: a statue


    156. weapon: the old standby - the fireplace poker